Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.
I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.
A female breast, covered in chocolate
I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle
To stop talking; close up; retreat.
I always turtle whenever I'm around my crush.
Hassan elassad is a very hot creature
The turtle is cute
A nickname for Emilee Sheets, basically the best turtle in existence. If you contradict this you may be sued and given a life sentence.
"We'll fuckin kill anyone who opposes the turtle"
A animal that flies around and eats dirt
that turtle needs to get the fuck out of the swamp!