strange uncle

When your non dominant hand falls asleep and you masturbate with it.

I woke up at 3 am and couldn't feel my left hand so I gave myself a strange uncle.

Uncle Granda

Cunt that's been in aw eh wars, aw eh films n been pished through aw em.

Mind uncle granda pure mad saving Ryan

Uncle Dave

He probably touched me.

"Did Uncle Dave touch you?"

"Maybe.."

Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

Uncle boy

A boy close to his uncle

He Is the uncle boy the Favorite

uncle sammed

When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.

Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.

Uncle Charlie

Under Cover law enforcement.

We sent the Uncle Charlie into the apartment complex for intel and a buy.