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The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.
Not kenzie: who is that really sexyyy mannnn
Not teagan: its that sexy uncle ted guy
ted kaczynski, the one true father
rest in peace uncle ted
NOUN: A person with unexpected or improbable qualities
If you don't enjoy jenever gin then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.
When you have lived with a certain individual for so long that you believe they can do no wrong and have succumbed to their nefarious ways.
Aunt Mary is blind to her husbands gross behavior...she has been uncle guy'd!
Grandparent’s male half-first cousin.
My half-first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
the performance of felatio on a flaccid penis through the time it become erect and until completion.
Troy: Hilary woke me up to the an uncle noodle!
David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.
Troy: dude shut your corny ass up
Contrary to the dumbasses that write in this page, uncle ruckus isn't black. He has a condition named revitiligo (like Michael Jackson's vitiligo but the opposite) which makes him black.
In an episode he was shown to be abandoned by his white parents and left in a black house.
Dumb fuck: Why uncle ruckus in racist if he is black?! That doesn't make any sense?!
*Me dropkicking him to the floor*
Me: HE IS FUCKING WHITE!!!