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.the act of defecating on your lover's chest, then smacking the excrement with a tenis racket
your father gave me a wimbledon waffle maker last night, we are getting a divorse.
“It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain”
Gavin: How was your night last night bro?
Jake: it kinda sucked. Spent all night doing the waffle trudge.
It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain
G: how was your Friday night?
J: It sucked. I Had to do the waffle trudge for hours.
The act of pooping in the shower and then having to stomp it down the waffle drain opening.
John lost control of his bowels in the shower and ended up having to waffle stomp a corn dog.
Taking a dump on the seat of a public/workplace toilet. Then, when you shut the lid the faeces forms a circular waffle. The outcome is a “Lebanese Waffle”.
“Yuck! Dennis left a Lebanese Waffle in the toilet again.”
“Oh man, Lebanese Waffles take ages to clean! Good thing there’s sick music in the toilets here.”
Taking a dump between someone’s but cheeks and squeezing them together like a waffle press.
Hey y’all, did you here that sally created a toilette waffle with stew, totally surprised her mom!
Sending a voice note, photo or video to your besties.
OMG, FML, I have to waffle this.