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Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.
it means getting singled out of the safe picks. originally based on pulling one string from many that hold in a palm where one of them is shorter or colored red in the other end hidden inside the palm
in some countries this is done by using chopsticks in a container that one of them is colored in the end to pick someone from many by pulling the sticks at the same time for everyone
It seems that I won't be going anywhere this week since I don't pick the short straw this time
shes actually the best!! (kind, fun/ny, hardworkng, smart, awesome)
oh my gosh she is so katie short right now
Simply put, Packers RB A.J. Dillon and his gargantuan quads in shorts.
Is that A.J. Dillon? Short-E-Thiccc!
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When a man puts his penis head on a woman's face and ejaculates so the semen bounces off creating a squirt look.
It got messy after we did the short burst squirt.
A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1
Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.