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The sprouting of wild, oddly placed body hair that seems out of place, usually resulting in pubic patches
(Named after a famous Gynecologist)
Dude, did your mom shave yesterday? -Yeah but I totally missed all of her Jerald Hairs when she asked me to trim her back.
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Noun.
1. The condition of unsightly longer, thicker, or darker than normal hairs on someone's face. Usually most obvious in an older woman.
2. A darker hair growing out of a raised mole.
Yikes, send that woman a magnifying glass and some tweezers, she is suffering from hair apparent.
Whoa, check it out. Hair apparent coming out of the mole.
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Sleeping with girl from a foreign country as a means to learn her native language.
After fucking that chinese girl for months, Andy now speaks perfect mandarin. Man, long-haired diplomacy is better than Rosetta Stone!
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The act of performing oral sex in the morning
Ever since I started going down on my girlfriend in the morning and getting some of that cunt hair coffee my production at work has gone up ten fold
An almost infinitesimal adjustment, up or down in level, generally used in the context of music production.
This mix sounds great, but the bass should come down a bee’s dick hair.
Shitting on a partners head then using as shampoo.
Damn u better stfu or Bieber girl hair is in your future
The incarnation of Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo in the mid-to-late 2010s, referring to the frosted tips hairstyle he was sporting at the time. It was a period of particular success for Ronaldo, winning the Ballon d'Or several times as well as successive Champions League titles with Real Madrid and the UEFA European Championships 2016 with Portugal.
When you saw noodle hair Ronaldo, you knew the game was over before it had even started.