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True Team-Killing Fucktard

The Abbreviation of Team-Killing Fucktard is TKFT, the plural form is TKFTs.

1. True TKFT (TTKFT) Team-Killing Fucktards normally have little or no experience at playing games, and therefore are expected to have little or no understanding of how the game works. also known as Newbies or newbs They rarely work in packs, often due to the fact that since they are Team-Killers, they may just kill the other TKFTs out of instinct.
Detection:
The early presence of a TKFT on the field is detected by observing spontaneous, random, unnatural walking patterns while they get accustomed to their new environment. As a rule, abstinence from heavy equipment (RPG's, BFG's, etc.) is well-advised.Team-Killing Fucktards do not have a common specific language that they will always use, unlike n00bs, and may be fluent in several different languages; therefore making them harder to detect early.

Prevention:
True Team-killing fucktards will never be fully eradicated. it helps eliminate their numbers, however, when you give them a tutorial and show them the enemy.

Origin:
The origin of the Team-Killing Fucktard originated from popular Halo webseries, Red Vs Blue (RVB) it can also be said that the first recognized TKFT is Caboose from the series, for killing team-captain Church with a tank in the first season. Caboose may not be the first TKFT, but the famous incident has sparked awareness of the dangers that TKFTs present to the online-gaming community and beyond.

p1- I cant believe he shot half his own team with a RPG because he forgot what color he was. what a dipshit.
p2- Yeah, what a True Team-Killing Fucktard!

by Super-Ultimare-Ownage-Penguin September 11, 2011

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Olney highschool basketball team

Gayest highschool team in southern Illinois who can’t bag any bitches and have no rizz. They can’t make it past the first round of regionals

Olney highschool basketball team ain’t nothing without chase

by Ch.Cu January 13, 2023

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Pittsburgh Sports team conspiracy

A behind-the-door deal in which Pittsburgh Sports team will win a few Championships here and there in exchange for having a really shitty baseball team. Usually their championship win are fluke wins.

This can easily be explained.

Pittsburgh Pirates- 18 years on losing season
Pittsburgh Penguns- 2009 Stanley Cup Champions
Pittsburgh Steelers- Superbowl XL and XLIII Champions

Philadelphia Sports team fan 1 : What the hell is up with this Pittsburgh Sports team conspiracy? So unfair.

Philadelphia Sports team fan 2 : I guess we have the exact oppisite; A football team that is always close, a hockey team that is always close, and a sick ass baseball team.

by Eagles 2011 SB Champs December 13, 2010

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double team pwned

when two or more people comepletely pwn another person twice.

allen and tom double team pwned phil when phil said that there are no mountians in michigan and that there arent any mountian lions in michigan

by so tasty February 12, 2009

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Team Ninja Boot

A team of gentlemen set out on a quest for camel toe, beer and a challenge of fisticuffs at the end of the night. Team Ninja Boot originated on a excursion to Las Vegas. A team of 5 infiltrate a club, bar, restaurant or house party in search of camel toe, alcohol and fisticuffs.

"Oh that's Team Ninja Boot popping bottles and starting carne with the bouncer over there." Don't mind them.

by supra2qwk4u November 14, 2008

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Levi Strauss Swim Team

Name given to the swim team of mexicans who think swimming in jeans and over-sized t-shirts is going to give them the competitive advantage they are looking for. In most cases they end up drowning cause they can't swim to begin with.

Miguel Phelps of the Levi Strauss Swim Team downed as he was unable to swim in his swim attire.

by Miguel Phelps June 30, 2010

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Team Twerk Booty Juice

Its what you make when you get gin, tonic, lime, lemon, and any flavor of MiO and mix it up. Essential for any party, especially when tweakin is going on!

Ryan: I got this lime, lemon, gin, tonic, and some MiO and I dont know what to do with it.

Thomas: MAKE SOME TWERK TEAM BOOTY JUICE OF COARSE, NIGGA! POUR ME A CUP!

Example 2:

Tyler: Lets drink some Twerk Team Booty Juice

Zach: You're a dumbass! Its called TEAM TWERK BOOTY JUICE

by dms614 February 4, 2013

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