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National surprise drug test day.
April 20th is national get high day, so the 21 is for surprise drug tests.
Person 1: dude, I’m screwed!
Person 2: why?
Person 1: I got high yesterday, and now I’m getting a surprise drug test because it’s April 21st
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International paint your nails for Karl Jacobs day. This day is to paint your nail in *ANY* colour (preferably black and white/blue and green). It doesn't matter who you are ✨just do it luv✨
Paint your nails, it is April 30th!
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April 3rd is a nasty niggas birthday hope you weren't born on this day or your big fat
Me: Yo its your birthday Bro its April 3rd
Bro: I know
Me: Now get the fuck outta her witcho nasty ass April 3rd is a nasty day nigga
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If you are born on this day you are ugly as fuck.
You ugly because you were born on April 29.
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If your name is Alexis and you were born today girl let me just tell you YOUR MEAN
Friend: when’s your birthday?
Alexis: April 13th
Friend: YOUR MEAN
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April 20 is post random horses you’ve ridden day! Show people the horsie cuteness in your camera roll🥰
“Today is April 20, post your horse day!”
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