Banana poes bread

anal bread loaves commonly eaten by homoseaxual Chris'

Chris: I am craving some banana poes bread so badly.
Me: faggot

soda bread

pale people shit

“lets go get some garlic bread”
“oh, you mean soda bread”

Bread Knife

A utensil designed to cut bread when a regular knife just isn't feeling it.

The Bread Knife is the greatest invention since sliced bread.

Bread Up

The act of eating fiber or starch(such as bread) before a drinking session in order to better control the buzz and not tip into a drunken state too quickly.

You ready for that concert today? Almost just need to bread up before we go.

Chew the bread

"To eat out a girl"

Ratskin went to "chew the bread" and it was yummy

brewed bread

when you wanna eat brewed bread (weirdo) but the bread is a penguin so you got brewed dead penguin

timmy: brewed bread yum

bob: u weird- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
timmy: brewed bread

bob: NO THATS DEAD PENGUIN
timmy: WAIT WHAT
bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BOB: EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: wait what you said EA now we are dead
CIA: hi wait WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Timmy & Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE CIA
timmy: its brewed bread

CIA: what
timmy: but the bread is a dead-
CIA: body?
timmy: no penguin.
CIA & BOB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TIMMY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sweet circle bread

the donnuts!!!

An Asian guy walk into the store saids"Hey...can I have some 'sweet circle breads'?"

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