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Canadian seal hunt, A group of insignificant hillbillies who hunt defenceless seals, with a club, then they dare to call it 'humane.'
Now we have a space program, we'll kill all the tribbles. Haw!
And we'll find some baby seals to kill! Haw!
We'll sing songs of the great Canadian seal hunt. They dared to look us in eye, so we had to kill the fuckers!
When you handshake and you put one leg over the hands and fart in the other one in the face.
ah fuck that dude im gonna give him a canadian welcome
When a (usually baked) person snacks deeply or participates in conspicuously Stoney behavior. Also “ Gone Canadian”.
Bob was straight up going Canadian on the Pepperidge Farm last night!
Another name for a snowmobile
Jacob drove his canadian motorcycle to work today
PG version of Eskimo brothers: When your bro rubs one out to a picture of the girl you’re banging.
I was beating off to a pic of a hot chick I found.
Dude, that’s my girl!
Guess that makes us Canadian brothers
In the event of an eighth overtime, each team fields 15 players on the rink, and the puck is replaced with a loaded gun. First team to score a headshot is the winner
Hey Garry, you wanna get the boys around and play Canadian roulette?
Like a regular drive-by, except that the intended targets are politely waved at instead of shot at.
Jane pulled a Canadian Drive-by on me yesterday when I was walking home.