Childing

1. When disgraced sci-fi writer, comedian, and pepperoni salesman Patrick S. Tomlinson runs out of things to say and defaults to calling you "child" at the end of each sentence. Also done whenever Patrick gets upset or frustrated. Often followed by telling you to "Enjoy prison".

2. When those that follow Patrick S. Tomlinson imitate him in order to either mock Patrick or as a reference to his exploits, usually by referring to other people as a "stalker child".

1. Childing in action by Patrick "Shut your fucking mouth, child. ... Sshhh... No, child. You have nothing to say. Blah blah blah, you see? That's the things that are coming out of your mouth, child."

2. Watching Patrick's court hearing you could really tell he was desperate to start childing on the judge.

childing

the act of being a child

i am childing when i make fun of my dad

Child of the lord

A child of the lord is one who does not sin. (Or suck dick) This child has opened their heart to Jesus Christ to guide her through all the bullshit he put her throughin the first place.

SYNONYMS: child of god

Savannah

Child of jesus

This child of the lords name is savannah.

horner child

A child by a horner man

You ain't see Billy? Yeah that's Marcia Horner child

Sproxi Child

The sweetest high schooler who does things like cringe compilations and really cool animations. I love her, and you should too. :))

“I want to be just like Sproxi Child :0”

Reagan’s child

Typically referencing someone who comes across as ignorant. Especially due to political affiliation. Not because they follow Reagan’s ideology, but more so because Reagan helped dismantle healthcare for mentally ill and mentally disturbed people. Best coupled with ‘Bless Your Heart’

While in a thread on social media, Dave knew his opponent was mentally incompetent. So Dave told his opponent; Bless Your Heart Reagan’s child

child athlete effect

The tendency of kids who grew up playing a competitive sport and then retired in their teens to tryhard video games, have a good sense of momentum, timing, and intuitive controls, be prone to careers requiring more discipline, and being used to regiment/feeling lost without rigid schedules or structure.

"Hey, why is John so good at timing his jumps in Mario Kart 7?"
"Oh, that's just the child athlete effect. He did competitive gymnastics for 7 years before quitting."