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fool's cold

The minor sets of sniffling and brain freezes one suffers after drinking a Slurpee.

Tim: I knew that scummy-looking guy was bad news! He tainted my Slurpee and got me sick!

Jerry: Don't worry dude, it's probably just fool's cold.

by logostak September 27, 2007


Cold Snapper

Ice cold beer. Must be a can, hence “snapper”.

Man, what a week! I think I’m gonna throw back some cold snappers with the boys tonight.

by Whale? September 15, 2021


cold bird

Flipping the bird to someone after your mate just did something stone cold morally

Friend A: Where the heck is my nephew's dog? You know where he is?
Friend B: Well, I killed him. Just to mess with you.
Friend A: You deserve to get flipped off, get the bird, and also the cold bird.

by welcometowhat December 16, 2019


McDonald’s cold fries

When you stick Popsicles in pigeons, throw them off of buildings, and hope they fly.

Person: “ did Dan just McDonald’s cold fries that pigeon?”

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021


Luke Cold

Luke Cold is when you get a drink, put it in the fridge for about 15-30 minutes and then It's not TOO cold but definitely not warm, perfect for chugging.

Ali: wife is the water luke cold yet?
Evren: no my king.

by Evrens father June 4, 2022


Luke cold

We've heard of luke warm water, luke warm coffee. Luke cold is when something isn't too hot, isn't too cold. its that perfect temperature. Luke cold water is when you put water in the fridge for about 15/30 mins. chugging temperature.

This water is luke cold.

by God King Danger April 27, 2022


Absolutely cold

Very cold, an exaggeration referencing the absolute zero, the lowest temperature possible.

"It is absolutely cold this morning. I can't even feel my nose anymore!"

by WallaceMan January 15, 2021