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Strawberry Douche

A flavored douche so that the man can taste through their vagina (men lick it) tastes like strawberry flavored icecream

guy 1: did you bang her?
guy 2: yeah i licked her strawberry douche till it tasted like normal douche.

by Makudan December 11, 2006

16πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


bag of douche

This is an describing word for someone who looks like he or she should be beat with a hose and thrown in a tank of barracudas. This person usually is wearing a pink popped collared shirt with ripped jeans and big annoying glasses and a knock off of the Livestrong braclets. Besides the clothing they act like they are better than everyone else cause they think they are cool but in reality they suck and everyone hates them even their parents.

Nick is such a bag of douche. He shoudl be shot!

by Da Sak September 8, 2006

27πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Niner Douche

An atypical 49ers fan who tries to make himself/herself feel better by dissing other teams. They have extreme difficulty accepting reality, and often mistake past trophies for present-day success. They tend to fall back on general over-indulgence to compensate for their teams’ overall lack of awesomeness.

Niner Douches can typically be identified by their flashy, yet hideous red and gold apparel, over-grown facial hair (both male and female) and a cockiness that is mainly due to the fact that the 49ers are a sub-par team…At best.

Look at that drunk bastard in the Frank Gore jersey hitting on that ugly chick…He is a total Niner Douche.

by TD-Gal September 22, 2009

15πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


douche bag

a human parasite; a socieital leech. one of has zero value added to the group.

Aquaman is a douche bag.

by Splatulis Splatchulli May 2, 2006

15πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Whats a Douche

The Famous Quote Spouted By Cycon!

Check it out www.projectdck.com

Krunk:Cycon just spends the day sitting inside DOUCHING his girlfriends c***

Cycon:Whats A Douche?!

(not exact wording)

by The Z June 22, 2004

31πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


douche canoe

doosh kuh-noo

noun, adjective

1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person

- He was a complete douche canoe for not picking up the check on your birthday!

- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!

by ditystotsgosser July 15, 2011

14πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


douche bag

Noun. An individual who displays their "true colors" by an act of betrayl.

John ratted me out to the police, he is a "Douche Bag."

by Chris Olobri March 16, 2005

26πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž