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N., When someone thinks they're so cool, and tries to do something, but fails epically.
Person 1: Remember when he pulled a drunk ninja?
Person 2: Hahaha! I do! He tried to do a back flip, but landed his ass in the dumpster!
"Drunk Ninja": I saw you pulling a drunk ninja last week!
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A game created by Jonny and named after himself. It’s a simple card game that’s absolute dogwater.
Jonny: Dude do you wanna play Drive Drunk Jonny??
Logan: No that game is dogwater!!
When you are so drunk and high that your vision is limited as if you are looking out of binoculars.
I was so drunk and high that I had drunk tunnel vision and ended up blacking out.
Shit Fuck Drunk is when you blackout and spend the entire morning hungover face down in the shower
Last weekend, I played in a 32 team beer pong tournament and followed up with 7 soco shots and 7 jack and cokes. I woke up shit fuck drunk
A sussy baka whos drunk asf and want more wives than Bartholomew and loves seggs
The angy drunk man tries to find a girl at the bar the angy drunk man walks in the bar and finds himself a beautiful young waman he talks to her and he says " have seggs with me" with his luscious lips and then she says "yes ofc angy drunk man" she bends down and takes off the angy drunk mans jeans and then slides down the angy drunk mans boxers but all she found was....WAS A VAGINA. the lady gasp, but then she started poking the pussy and had fun for the rest of the night. in the morning the so called angy drunk man said to the lady "im sorry for lying my name's elle do u wanna date me?" elle says. "ofc and my names kyndra" and they lived happily seggsly after
When you go to bed with a buzz and wake up with a woody
last christmas I was toy story drunk
when you get so drunk that you wipe your ass on the shower curtain or towel instead of on toilet paper.
John: who wiped there ass on the shower curtain?
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.