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When you burn your eyes after look directly at a solar eclipse even though you were warned.
" Don't look at the solar eclipse or you'll get trump eye"
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When you're reading a boring book out of duty, and your eye just slides over the words without engaging your brain..
'I tried to revise for the exam last night... but it was just eye-skating -- nothing stuck in the mind..'
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When you take a big shit and your butthole hurts and is all red
"Last night after eating mexican food i took the nastiest shit and my butthole became a Red eye."
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Removing a female's eyeball with your dick, through orbital cavity intercourse.
Holy Shit I accidentally gave my wife dick eye last night while having some hot orbital cavity intercourse!
OR-
I would totally dick eye that bitch!
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where a girl cups her hand to make a telescope shape and the boy finishes in her eye. then she makes a bird shape with ehr hands and shouts 'KAWKAW'
yummy.
girl 1: james and i did an eagle eye yesterday
girl 2: wiked, did you shout KAWKAW
girl 1: course, wouldn't be an eagle eye without it
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Eye glue is the correct name for spooge in a chick's eye.
When you blow your load in some chicks eye and she can't see - you "glued her eye shut with eye glue"
I blew my load in her face. That's your eye glue, beeeatch!!!
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somebody with wrinkles around their eyes which resemble folds of skin surrounding the anus
Whoa she's got a BAD case of ass eyes
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