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lackocoaster face

pronounced (lack-oh-co-stir)
The face of pure disgust and disbelief your Mum (or any other member of you family or friends who is full of pride when it comes to furniture) make when you place a drink down on any special or expensive piece of furniture without a coaster underneath it.

Son: *puts coffee down on coffee table without a coaster*

Mum: Oh! *makes lackocoaster face* What is wrong with you!? There is an extreme lack of coaster-using in this house! That will stain!

Son: Ok Mum! calm down, there's no need to make your lackocoaster face!

by Ffibi July 22, 2010

25๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


pillow face

those awesome little red dents/marks you get in your face from the creases in your pillow after taking a nap or sleeping

person 1: dude, did you just wake up from a nap?
person 2: yeah... how'd you know?
person 1: you've got a serious pillow face.
person 2: aw, crap.

by mmm...yes August 18, 2009

52๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


face vault

A physical action in anime when a character falls over out of sheer exasperation. Usually after another character says something really stupid. Used for comic purposes.

Really funny when done in real life.

Character 1: This guy's a decendant of the famous Dr. Faust who made a pact with the devil. He's dangerous!
Character 2: So... that's why he's wearing a white jacket! Because he's a doctor!

*Character 1 face vaults*

by Roland Apricot November 25, 2005

23๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Horse Face

When someone has high cheek bones and a slender face. Nickname given by douchebags who are really ugly and feel the need to shit on others

People Who have been called horse face:
Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Sam Worthington, other good looking celebs and average joes.

Kevinioann: Paris Hilton has such a horse face
Kirsten: Shut up you're just jealous your girlfriends not as hot, and doesnt have herps.

by DevilFan August 29, 2012

23๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Camel Face

A Jewish/Middle Eastern girl with a long nose, eyes are close together, and a face like a camel.

Women like Amy Winehouse, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Barbara Streisand all have a camel face.

by bufordo August 29, 2007

51๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Oven Face

When you are about to give oral pleasure to someone and you pull down their underwear and are hit with an "unclean" smell that literally burns your eyes the same way when you pull the oven door open when it is at 500F and your face is in direct fire of the heat.

Shelly: I was about to blow Ted last night and before I could start I got hit with Oven Face.
Claire: Ted needs to shower more.

by Adjy September 4, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puppet Face

Those deep lines around the mouth that look distrubing and similiar to a puppets mouth. Usually reserved for the aging and smokers.

Would you say she is about fifty with that puppet face?

by embrey January 29, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž