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1) Being composed with a look of serenity &/or seriousness. Level of calm that should be feared. State of mind for getting down to business.
2)The facade of Christian composure.
I have my Jesus face on and am ready to deal with those whiny little bitches at work.
Did you see those Christians totally lose it? The didn't have their Jesus face on.
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The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.
Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.
And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.
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Getting high, usually by using marijuana. Commonly misunderstood for masturbating.
Yo man I'm touching Jesus right now!
Gross.
Nah, i mean spiritually!
Oh nice bro!
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The most incorrect race of Jesus next to White Jesus.
Black Jesus? White Jesus? Will people ever learn that Jesus was never white or black? He was Jewish. There's a difference.
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Jesus cardenas is the coolest person with a giant dick he is very cool and extremely good at getting girls
He is so cool he is a Jesus Cardenas
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When a tan or latino man comes onto a woman by exposing his holy trinity: butthole, penis and testicle sack.
I heard Luis went nuts for that broad down the street. He stood outside her window and gave her The Full Jesus.
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The action of cunnilingus, where the tongue is moved in a criss-cross motion/ A movement during cunnilingus where the tongue is used to mimic the cross of Christ.
Frat Boy 1- "ah dude I scored with this hot chick last night!"
Frat Boy 2- "Sweet man! Did you giver the old slippery Jesus?"
Frat boy 1- "You know I did, bro!"
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