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5 year old: tricky is from friday night funkin
me: *kills the lil shit*
the scariest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life
oh my god dude the boat scene from willy wonka is more terrifying than skydiving how did that make it into a kids movie
Baby Alexander might be small but
very powerful. He destroyed the
Russian, Chinese, and North Korea
army's. He killed Kim Jung Un with a
rock mythic mk-7 gun from Fortnite in
a 1v1 solos match in arena. He also
went back in time to give Adolf Hitler
Drugs when he was a little kid and
told him to eat the drugs. Baby
Alexander is also a dad of 3.
Dontavious, Jamal, and Donovan. He
beats all of them with the belt and a
gold rpg and sticks alcohol up their
butt crack.
baby alexander from peppa pig- a literal god
(random person 1):yo u heard of alexander from peppa pig?
(random person 2): oh u mean the guy that basically killed hitler?
(random person 1): yea he’s literally my idol
On Friday 12th November 2004, i met the hardest and most solid man in my life. With his sexy greyish/black barnet, huge biceps and earpiece, he certainly looked like he could knock out Arnold Schwarzenegger anyday.
He came along looking to confiscate cans of beer from underage drinkers, only to walk away empty handed (making a complete tit out of himself). He did scare everyone though and stopped them from underage drinking ever again.
He went back in his car and started to feel how incredibly massive his biceps are. they were huge. and he looked ever harder with that haircut and ear piece.
A guy hit a pole...Testicles first...
He aint getting any babies
Ouch!
Guy From Skate Board Fail got hit in the balls...what else is there to say
When your fucking a chick in her pussy and you fart so hard that she feels the vibration of the fart off the head of your dick
I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a dirty thunder from down under , she felt it and laughed
The act of failing or losing when it seemed a sure thing you had it made.
Dude 1: "Remember that one UFC fight with the Sumo wrestler and the little French guy? Sumo was squeezing the shit outta Frenchy! I thought his head was gonna pop!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, then the little guy squirted a punch 'tween fat bastard's moobs and totally busted his nose. Ref called a TKO."
Dude 1: Fatty totally snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, there.