Mother-In-Law from Hell

1. You did NOT stand at the alter, taking vows your Mother-In-Law. Therefore, when your Mother-In-Law gets out of line, do not delay to tell her to FUCK OFF!!! Stand up for yourself! Set your boundaries, now! Otherwise, you will only endure countless years of torture, stress, pain... And inevitably, a divorce.

2. Mother-In-Laws are bored and suffer from empty-nest syndrome. They hate surrendering "control" of their children, into adulthood. So, they use manipulation to keep a hold on their children. This creates tension in a marriage. (Usually severe.)

Key Words: Psycho. Senile. Manipulative. Dramatic. Sneaky. Delusional. Controlling. Interfering. Obsessive. Bored. Evil. Burden. Harassing. Game Playing. Meddling.

...Sooner than later (due to old age), until the reeper comes to take them back to hell.

Mother-In-Law from Hell Experience:

MY Mother-in-law is from the CAPITAL CITY of HELL!

I feel your pain!

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Hells bells and buckets of blood

An old brittish exclamation of annoyence (like saying "fucking hell"), orginaly used by sailors.

*hits thumb with a hammer*
"Oh hells bells and buckets of blood!"

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like a bat out of hell

extremely fast(use caution with hell)

That crazy fool was like a bat out of hell. I am amazed his tires could stand that.

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Get the Hell out of Dodge

To leave somewhere immediately, or to leave as fast as possible

“Bro the zombies are invading the city!”

“Let’s hop in the truck and Get the Hell out of Dodge”

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Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

A hell dream with your gay crush, and four assholes

Elder Price had a spooky mormon hell dream after he abandoned his mission partner.

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Die in hell vsco girls

Vsco girls. WHERE DO I START?! They have their stupid ‘baggy shirts’”HAVE YOU STOLE THAT OFF YOUR FATHER DAISY?!” Is what I’d say to my daughter, if I had one, they deserve to burn in hell with their stupid ‘sksksksk’ & their “And I oop-“ like what does that even mean?!

Vsco girl: sksksksk and I oop-

Me: burn in hell may the power of Christ compel you!
Vsco girl: no I am VSCO
-yeets the vsco girl to Japan-

Me:KONICHIWAAAA
Me: die in hell vsco girls

dark cloud from hell

That special waitress who approaches your table - clearly wishing you would die during her shift - and asks "How is everything?"

Here comes the dark cloud from hell. Grab your dinner before she confiscates it.