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J-Date

An appointment set amongst friends in order to go blow some trees. Aka a joint date.

Mark: Hey man, I got this good good Jared Kushner from my hookup yesterday.
John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?

by devilscupcakes March 26, 2018


Blind Date

To have your dinner partner blindfold themselves while you spit caviar through a straw

"My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."

"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"

by That-Guy-Jerry December 17, 2022


e dating

relationships that are built upon in game currency and how you dress, these relationships, unlike most natural ones. Do NOT last. It's highly recommended to do anything you can to AVOID this.

e dating is something most seen in roblox

if u e date you probably like 4 hours away and you fell in love with roblox avatars and their voice (stop e dating while you still can)

by labronjamesishot August 9, 2022


E-dating

dating someone over the internet

person 1: "me and 'artic' have been e-dating for 8 months now!"

person 2: "that sounds kinda lame feek
person 1: "e-dating is fun
#e-dating

by Nootro June 10, 2019


stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses

just stop. it’s a dictionary, not a put your birthday saying its the coolest ever book.

“Dude I just made a definition for Apri-“
“stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses. this is called a dictionary for a reason.”

by flatwaterbottle June 3, 2022

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Double Date (the cool kind)

You plus two dates subtract the 4th wheel.

So Brooke, Sarah went on a double date (the cool kind).

by ApricotFields May 15, 2022


Date ADD

When a girl can't keep a guy's attention for more than several days. When you see a friend with a different girl on his arm every week, he is suffering from Advanced Date ADD.

John: Hey Phil, I'd like you to meet Amber.
Phil: Oh, I thought you were with Melissa.
John: Nah.
Phil: That was a week ago. You got that Date ADD, bro.

by massiveness12 April 14, 2014