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December 8 give Jake a blowie day
Jake: Bro it's November 8th yk what that means it's "Give Jake a blowie day" 😈 *unzips boxers*
Other person: *mouth filled with cum*
Make fun of your favorite virgin named Jake
Hey it’s April 4th It’s make fun of jake day
Cool Myspace dude with gigantic 10" cock. Straight as an arrow and ready to rock.
Jake of Nazareth |1:46|: http://www.myspace.com/bigpentagram
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Waking up in the morning with a boner.
I couldn't go for my morning piss as I had a case of Wake up with Jake up...
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That guy you call at 3:00am that wears khakis
Me: who are you calling at 3:00am
Friend: Jake from State Farm
Me: what are you wear “jake from State Farm”
Jake: uhhhh khakis
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The battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons is where every single person on this planet named Jake, Josh, and Dunkon fight to the death (Not literally, only with paintball guns) and whichever Jake, Dunkon, and Josh is standing wins. This will take place on April 24th, officially replacing National Rape Day!
Josh1:Dude, today is The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons!
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk
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The way that the Logan Paul and Jake Paul effect works is how a guy creates something and then another person starts to judge about the thing that the guy made, and then the guy starts to judge about his creativity and it continues with an apology between the guy or the person. This effect is also called "The LPJP Effect". This Effect can occur at rare chances where you're arguing with somebody.
The way that the Logan Paul and Jake Paul effect works is how a guy creates something and then another person starts to judge about the thing that the guy made, and then the guy starts to judge about his creativity and it continues with an apology between the guy or the person.