Adam: Look at this picture i got with John Cena!
James: I can't see anyone?..
A very looooonnngggg turd
“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”
A sex act where two black mean, typically one obese and one malnourished, shit in both ends of a white mans ear holes, causing the shit to erupt from the white man's mouth,nose,and eyes.
I just watched a video of two guys doing a John Waldron on this guy!
A gun loving writer and director. Who is famous for Apocolipse Now, Red Dawn, Big Wensday, and Conan the Barbarian just to name a few. Has 3 kids. Best friends are Steven Speilberg and George Lucas.
Im planning on making a shitload of good movies. Imma pull a John Milius.
John Chon has a HUGE PROBLEM!! He made a YouTube channel with his school email and he just
Look so crappy.
John Chon: man, you better run cuz I’m a CREEP
ME: AHHHH
He is the man. the myth. the legend- he the ultimate father figure and is a god-like human - John will be your dad no matter who you are. he is : John Read
"hey isnt john read a chad? " "yeah i wish he was my dad"
A very funny, caring and sweet kind of guy. He can make you laugh even in your saddest day.
Though they have a tough outer self they can be the most caring and affectionate person that you've ever met.
They have the biggest and genuine heart. <3