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23th July is the day rixmelios was born
Someone: it's 23th July today!
Someone: Yea ik, it's rixmelios birthday!!
the same thing as no nut november. only its for girls/anyone with a vag. they can't finger, touch their vag, take nudes, send nudes, watch porn, squirt, and nothing else.
Boy: FINALLY!
Girl: What?
Boy: It's no juice july!
Girl: Fuck.
July 1st is the releasing of Stranger Things volume 2!
Bobby: Bro, don’t hmu on July 1st, 2022.
Daniel: Why?
Bobby: I’m finna binge stranger things volume 2 ong.
National give your boy bestfriend a blowjob day.
- Can i get a blowjob?
- No?
- But it is July 29?
- Alright sure!
National Fuck-a-Rodrigo day. This day gives you permission to legally fuck him even if he says no! Better use that, that will make him mad probably.
-Ayo you heard what's on 1 July?
-Should i know that?
-Maaan ofc you should. Its FUCK-A-RODRIGO DAY, if he says "no" to you then you can still do it! Hehe~
National Boyfriend Pay For Girlfriend's Lash / Nail Extensions Day
' Hey Homie What are you doing on 1 July? Wanna hang? '
' Nah Homie im broke ..i gotta pay for my gf lash extensions '
Joe: did you see that its July 23? church camp hookup day?
Mama: yeah I can’t wait to blow Mary’s back out