I should kill myself... Now!

Something that Sayori does when Monika messes around with her chr. file. It doesn't really matter since Monika's real and Sayori isn't.

Monika: messes around with sayori.chr
Sayori: My life is nothing! I serve zero purpose! I should kill myself... Now!

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epstein didn't kill himself

You thought I was gonna put the same thing here right welll no. This is a bail and switch meme read more for more info duh

epstein didn't kill himself
Well i was gonna put it here since it doesn't appear on the search.

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Kill two birds with one stone

To have sex with two women at the same time, and climaxing on their faces. Bird being another term for women, and stone relating to a man's testicles; more importantly the ejaculation.

I will kill two birds with one stone tonight.

Congratulations.

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My Idea of Fun is Killing Everyone

Attention thrills and then it kills
They make you king then make you ill
'Til you're alone, dead on your throne
So my idea of fun
Is killing everyone
My idea of fun
Is killing everyone

My idea of fun
Is killing everyone
Now is the season for war with no reason
Now is the season for war with no reason
They break your skin when you're a kid
They steal your soul and keep it hid
And that is why I hate mankind
'Cause my idea of fun
Is killing everyone
My idea of fun
Is killing everyone
My idea of fun
Is killing everyone
My idea of fun is killing everyone
My idea of fun is killing everyone
My idea of fun
My idea of fun is killing everyone
My idea of fun is killing everyone
My idea of fun

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Rectum, damn near killed him!

A joke with no beginning only a punchline...

Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....
Phase 3 profit!

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I kills dudes for funs mayne

i hurt people like nothin

ayo get that fool son..

man it aint nothin i kills dudes for funs mayne

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whyd you have to kill my cat

Whyd I have to take you back?

whyd you have to kill my cat
And time and time,I play the empath