meat scarf

When one's chin simultaneously connects to their neck causing one big flab of skin with no definition between the two.
aka: chin to neck disease

I lost my candy in the folds of my meat scarf.

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meat loafers

What a devout vegan sees when she spots your leather shoes.

She had fallen for his whole 'I'm so kind to animals' thing. On their first date, happily sharing Impossible Burgers with him, she dropped her fork. At floor level, she saw his feet. "Hypocrite!" she screamed. Are those vegan leather? No! You are wearing meat loafers!" She grabbed her phone, unfriended him, and stalked off. Needing some comfort food, he signaled the waiter for a bacon cheeseburger.

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meat rack

(UK - 1950s - n.)
1. Piccadilly Circus in London, one of the places of male prostitution.

2. A place where one goes to look for sex partners; outdoor setting on a street or public place, often like shopping mall bench or park.

3. A place in a gay bar where gay men stand while they cruise for sex. Can be the bar or an island table.

I calculated that since becoming sexually active in 1973, I had racked up more than 3000 different sex partners in bathhouses, back rooms, meat racks and tearooms.

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meat sweat

the point of eating too much that your already excreting sweat that smells like the food you just ate.

daym nigga im gettin meat sweats from the burgers i ate.

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meat tart

A male of questionable sexual orientation; generally exhibiting undeniable sexual promiscuity, laziness, underdeveloped -or absent- cognitive powers, and lacking athletic prowess. In total: a terrible specimen of the male species.

dude, do you know where inaki is?
-um, i dont know who that is.
you know...the huge meat tart.
-oh.... i think he is slezzing it behind the port-a-potty.

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Hamburger Meat

Descriptive term for one whos hair is so dense and nappy that it appears that someone has slapped a pound of ground beef on their scalp or chest...

"That nigga growin a fro? He need to cut that hamburger meat off his head".

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Bush Meat

A hairy vagina.

Guy 1: Yo, man, I had some Bush Meat last night.
Guy 2: Oh, that hot chick didn't shave?
Guy 1: Nah, she served me a fur-burger!
Guy 2: Least you got something.

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