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maintenance blow job

Wife does this to perk her husband up enough to get his attention and in return is able to get real conversation from to fulfill her needy desires.

I gotta give my hubby a maintenance blow job tonight go that i can get him to talk to me about the farm table i want him to build me.

by #LovesToTalkToHubby December 13, 2014


blow the shitter up

When you have to shit really bad. Can’t wait and need to find the nearest toilet.

Man I ate some bad food and gotta go Blow The Shitter Up

by Boiler cracker February 6, 2022


Blowing up pipe

Someone choking hard on dick

Damn bro, Cody is sucking so much dick he may as well be blowing up pipe

by Kimismyfavourite June 2, 2021


blow job knob

Otherwise know as the "Man Bun." a dude that wears longer hair on top of his head, with his sisters hair tie and makes a bun on top of his head for other men to grab onto while he gives him a blow job.

And that's when I grabbed that hipster by his blow job knob while he sucked my dick.

by Tripnik5 October 16, 2017


leaf blowing ruminations

Mindless insights that come when you are cutting the grass, weeding or walking outside.

Hey! Great thought ! Another one of your leaf blowing ruminations?

by Althenia October 10, 2017


Lincoln Blow Dryer

The act of a sister blowing onto her brother's penis while a cob of corn is in the anus of either participating party

I didn't know I'd be into it, but after my sister gave me a Lincoln Blow Dryer last night I can't go back.

by Mank_Demes February 14, 2019


Stinky Double Blow

When a person is sitting on the toilet having a shit and someone sits in their lap to recieve the shitter's cock in their ass. Double blow refers to excreting shit and blowing a load in someone's ass at the same time.

I was horny for some ass and ready to take a shit, but had minimal time before work so I called my girl into the shifter for a Stinky Double Blow.

by UmmmNuts? September 17, 2017