T Da Pimp

A Rapper who thinks hes good at rapping... from detroit and sucks!

Person 1: Man Guess What?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I just listened to some T Da Pimp
Person 2: SO?..
Person 1: HE SUCKS!!!

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bag in da box

a sex move where the man crams his ball sack into the female's vagina.

before we made love, I gave her the bag in da box. It was warm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2pmVwFryV8

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da broken window

when you bang a chick in a van (preferably a piece of shit van) then throw her through a van window (a rolled up window so that she smashes through the glass and onto the street). thus, "da broken window"

johnny bigdick broke up with anna by giving her "da broken window".

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Kick-in-da-face!!

In football, the art of tackling a certain awkward person with a large nose , then brutally smashing his face with a size 12 perfectly formed kick. This can be made easily by designing a play to set up the opportunity for a great kick.

Who the hell kick-in-da-face!! me?!?!?

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where da pico at?

How a black step-dad that’s dating a mexican woman asks where is the pico de gallo

Brandon (black step-dad): : EMILY
Emily (mexican woman): What?

Brandon (black step-dad): Ay yo, where da pico at?

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know da real

To know the truth about something.

To know "what's up."

That ain't my baby, I know da real!

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shlakin da glaknoid

firmly tugging on your or someone elses penis until spilling baby batter

i saw your mom in a german shizer video and need to relive my balls so i comenced to shlakin da glaknoid

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