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A total chair. Kills your pets in minecraft. Is a meanie in general.
"Jordan!!! Why would you kill Mr. Moo Moo?!"
A big bitch, with a small penis. Who needs to play clash of clans more often. Quit the stupid for honour bull shit and start playing a real game. Also is a big cunt
Jordan is the kind of guy you'd invite to new years, but not to your family Christmas dinner, as your mother-in-law may find his interest in 1980's Canadian game shows a little strange. Jordans tend to be open minded dudes and are usually versatile bottoms. However, when interacting with a Mike they will always revert back to a power bottom, as god intended. If you are an ashy person, make sure to befriend a Jordan as he will always have moisturizer on hand (not sure why as the backs of his hands are always dry?). As for his preference, his seems to only date people from the African subcontinent.
"One would think there would be more workout noises coming from Jordan's room with all the equipment he brought"
She/He is a person full of colors that can either be black to blue to yellow. They have so much clustered emotions that they need to let out. They usually are deep down a person that needs a hug.
"Help Jordan out they need a hug."
Jordan is the name of somebody with an irregularly large forehead who will simp as many girls as he can while completely dissing his mates. He is not somebody anybody would want to be mates with as he will chat shit about anybody and is a massive pussy licker while being up his own arse.
Mate 1: "I had a run in with the big simp today."
Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."