Hook bag

N. To describe a person of the female gender that has hooker like qualities; A mix between a hooker and a whore bag.

"That girl is a total hook bag!"

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Piping bag

A big fat lady who squeezed into a pair of leggings so her legs look like piping bags full of frosting

Look at that piping bag over there. If she clenches too hard there’s gonna be frosting everywhere!

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Sack bag

1)A most inventive combination of words put together to try and replace the word fuck or bollocks so if you are heard you are excused by a parent, teacher ...etc

2)A bag of skin containing two spunk producing orbs that have an unlimited supply of juice.

1)Dude that sack bag filled my mum with its fertile juice until she started spilling.

2)I got kicked in the sack bag... now i infertile

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bag handle

A slang term referring to a man's genitalia, or penis.

Mikey, why are you grabbing your bag handle?

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Bag Texting

When you try not to be rude texting while you are out with friends so you hide it by texting with the phone still in your bag. This is an attempt to trick people that you are with into not thinking you are rude when in fact it is so obvious when you are standing there with your bag open and your whole hand is in the bag, holding your phone, texting.

"Hey! what are you looking for in your bag, Jenn?" "Oh nothing, I'm just bag texting".

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tea bag

While playing Halo multiplayer, after you kill an opponent, you stand over their body and repeatedly crouch over them. Thus looking like you are tea bagging them. Good for a laugh, especially if the player gets all pissed off.

Dude, I'm sooooo 1337! I love tea bagging noobs!

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Crow bag

British Army slang. Can't Read Or Write.

Don't let any other bell end tell you otherwise.

Shut it crow bag.

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