Bus Cunts

The person who drives a bus and always decides to pull out in front of you like they are in the biggest hurry in the world, then proceed to crawl along slower than a Wiki.

What a lovely day for a driv.......HEY........Bloody Bus Cunt just pulled out in front of me. Now I am having a shitty day. I really dislike these Bus Cunts.

Short Bus Mafia

Those kids you used to make fun of because they wore helmets and rode the " special kids" mini bus to school have now formed their own wrecking crew

You shoulda seen it, they just rolled right over him, backed up and rolled him again shouting "Short Bus Mafia!"....that aint your grandma's powerchair, shit

Topher Bus

The clone of Christopher Columbus from Clone High

Topher: yo I’m Topher bus

bus ticket

When a girl has a threesome with 2 homeless men she found at a bus stop.

"Did you hear about the bus ticket Lyndi had in downtown Memphis?"

You do not have permission to catch this bus, for the following reason:

The default MediaTransport message when you do not have permission to catch this bus.

You do not have permission to catch this bus, for the following reason: This bus is currently semi-protected so that only autoconfirmed users can catch it.

1👍 3👎

School bus

a place where you can scream and yell and generally fuck around with really no one to stop execept the driver if he is in a mood. the place where you can moan and yell fuck me harder daddy and the driver will laugh. school bus aka the glorified hellhole.

ay you see that bus roll by

yea that was defintely a school bus from what i heard

School bus

The ultimate, risky location to be in. This place reeks of kids who haven’t showered in 2 years, marijuana that has been an issue for the past decade, stinky feet, and hundreds and hundreds of vapes. You’ll try and open the window to try and get all of the stink out, but the crazy bus driver won’t let you despite it being 80 degrees out. You’ll never want to sit at the back, because this is where all of the smell comes from. Additionally, the kids in the back are pretty damn annoying. Just drive to school. If you can’t, then too bad.

I’m pretty damn glad that I missed the school bus, but I’m scared of having to explain all of this to my momma.