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The soft outer covering of vertebrates, aka Epidermis... aka skin. It forms a protective barrier over the body's surface, responsible for keeping water in the body and preventing pathogens from entering. Similar to how a pocket holds things in and protects them from falling out.
I am one sad excuse of flesh pocket today; I look like a zombie.
She has some seriously sexy flesh pockets.
Is that your flesh pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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When sitting Indian-Style, (Native American-Style to be PC), the 'crotch pocket' is the little triangle where the legs cross.
'Yo, dude. Where is my Bic?'
'It's in my crotch pocket.'
When the cops rolled through, Capone hid the bowl and marijuana in his crotch pocket until they rolled past.
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The pocket of air created between a person's crotch and pantyhose or tights that are gradually slipping down with regular wear.
I've got to get to a bathroom to pull up my tights and get rid of this crotch pocket!
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What driver or passenger of a car uses when he/she fails to get one of the few precious cupholders in a car, and is forced to put the ice cold drink between their legs, usually just below the crotch region.
Aww Man! i have to use my crotch pocket to hold on to my drink because my stupid Buick only has two cupholders for 5 people.
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When someone asks you if how much money you have on your person and when you show them they proceed to help themselves.
Girl: How much change do you have on you?
Guy: This much (shows her contents of his pocket)
Girl: Ooh, I need 52 cents (takes fifty two cents)
Guy: Wait! No! ... that was a blatant case of pocket rape, I said no.
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The impossible knot headphone cords seem to achieve while in a pocket. These knots form in a non-time sensitive manner. The difficulty of undoing them is proportional to how loud the background noise in a room or the importance of the phone call.
Hey, I'll call you back, it's really loud in here and I just pulled out a pocket knot that could've killed Houdini.
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Why don't you bend over so I can see your Hot Pocket?
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