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Your top gay hook up, who’s arsehole you love pounding like wild animals.
Yeah I miss playing the field, but he’s the king’s ring and I could ride that ass all day.
An unwiped asshole with fudge dripping out of it at all times.
Guy 1: dude I bet your nervous. Guy 2: yeah my choco ring is puckered.
a ring that reminds the wearer of their promise to God not to have sex until marriage.
Stop asking him if he wants to have sex with you. Look at his purity ring. He's waiting until he's married.
The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman
Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir
When someone puts an unopened condom packet in another person's arse.
Bitch bent over and had a ring packet.
Describes the discomfort felt from an extremely itchy ringpiece, often requiring repeated clawing to remedy.
In response to the enquiring (perhaps disgusted) looks as I vigourously deep-scratched my anus, I justified my actions by explaining that "I've got buzz ring". And continued with a clear conscience.
When you get hit in the balls so hard you bleed from your eyes.
Last week Carl gave me a bloody ring ding! I cried only for 3 hours.