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A sex move where two men place a turd equal distance in their anuses and both push it using only their anal muscles. The first person to completely expel the turd from their rectum wins.
Dude, Paul destroyed me last night in a good game of San Franciscan Squeeze.
The act of leaving an unwiped, unflushed turd in the toilet of a public restroom. Typically, the initiator will take a dump in one stall and then switch to another stall to wipe and flush before leaving. The intent of a San Onofre Switcheroo is to confuse/disgust those who enter the stall next and make them believe that there is someone out there who didn't wipe before leaving.
Aaron: I'm bored, I think I'll leave a San Onofre Switcheroo in the restroom so it can surprise whoever uses the stall after me.
Zach: Dude, you're disgusting and childish.
1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.
2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.
(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.
1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.
2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.
2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
It’s a terrible school that’s next to another school with female retards. They made us use mdm bro…
I hate Xavier School San Juan
The act of piling up multiple men (bottoms) on top of each other. Then the top roughly inserts his manhood into each participant starting from the flap jack on bottom and working his way up. The top proceeds to flopp out his load on the bottom, who is located on the top of the San Francisco Pancake. His semen then proceeds to trickle in a downward flow to the other members of the San Francisco Pancake. This should give the perception of a stacked pancake with syrup drizzling down. Like the Canadian Pancake but MORE GAY.
Andy asked me if I wanted to be in a San Francisco Pancake. I replied, "yes, so long as I got to be the flap jack."
The act of piling up multiple men (bottoms) on top of each other. Then the top roughly inserts his manhood into each participant starting from the flapjack on bottom and working his way up. The top proceeds to flopp out his load on the bottom, who is located on the top of the San Francisco Pancake. His semen then proceeds to trickle in a downward flow to the other members of the San Francisco Pancake. This should give the perception of a stacked pancake with syrup drizzling down. Like the Canadian Pancake but MORE GAY.
Andy asked me if I wanted to be in a San Francisco Pancake. I replied, "yes, so long as I got to be the flapjack."
Usually a man with a nice pair of titties, usually shy and reluctant to let people grab them. Likes shitty music as well.
Mike: Damn, that girl is cute man. I should talk to her.
John: HE is a Nepal San.
Mike: Ew nevermind