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When for some reason (weather, virus, fungus, shortage of partners)a plant or animal changes its sex. eg: Corn (it is suspected this is how modern corn came to be), frogs
Hey julie, guess what, you know our tank of all female frogs? well one of the girl frogs became a boy frog!
wow sandra, thats an example of catastrophic sexual transmutation!!
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When a person feels only atracted to a Harry Potter carecter or to Harry Potter himself. It feels a bit like you want to be his girlfriend or even, in my case, his wife.
Interviewer: ,, So what sexuality are you?"
Me: ,, Oh I don't see Harry Potter sexual over here. Can I at least write it over in this corner and mark it? ''
Interviewer: ,,Um... yeah go ahead...."
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A Sexual Bank Account is when you or a partner gives sexual pleasure with out reciprocal events. Which then are either a deposit or withdrawal in that couples joint Sexual Bank Account. Obviously like a real account you can not over draw on it.
I had to give Matthew the sad report that having reviewed the state of our Sexual Bank account and finding it was in serious condition that he might have to make a deposit to even consider another blow job..didn't go well but whats a girl to do..??
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When someone regularly has a sudden loud outburst of unexplained obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks accompanying an orgasm.
Jane: Oh, baby I'm going to cum!
Dick:Me too. FUCK, SHIT, DAMN, BITCH, MOTHER FUCKER, OH FUCK!
Later that day:
Betty: Jane, how was your night with Dick?
Jane: I'm never seeing him again, he has sexual onset Tourette's!
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The act of purchasing a product for someone in return for a sexual favor or act they perform for the purchaser. Separate from prostitution.
I am buy-sexual. You buy that for me, I will be sexual!
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somebody that cares too much about sex on a relationship that theyre far from falling in love.
Cain: "i love you babe!"
Cainlana: "so you wanna fuck?"
Cain: "again?"
Cainlana: "if you love me youll fuck me!!"
Cain: "do you love me?"
Cainlana: "no, im too sexual for love"
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A modified reference to Liu kang's bicycle kick from mortal combat. A sexual bicycle kick is when a female(most commonly but can be reversible with both sexes) is riding the dick when the male is flat on their back and the female does a bicycle kick and gets that dick up in some more
I was fuckin that bitch and she hit a straight Liu kang sexual bicycle kick on the dick.
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