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Getting dumb turnt off of bagged chardonay. Having a threesome, and ending up having to buy plan B the morning after.
Joe: Hey what do u think we should do today
David: BROOO, You trynna slap the bag at the club tonight ?
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slap a daddy (v.) a girl so ugly you feel the only recourse is to slap the one responsible for her genetic makeup.
That's an ugly bitch, i need to slap a daddy
That girl is so ugly i need to slap a daddy
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A blizzard slap is when a man takes his spent condom off and ties the end of it like a balloon. He then precedes to slap his partner in the face with it until the semen breaks out like a blizzard on her face.
After railing his girlfriend Peter North blizzard slapped her till she cried.
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A type of slap in which a male ejaculates onto his hand then sprinkles cat litter over the sperm-covered area then proceeds to slap someone.
Who the hell would do this?
"you filthy whore you wanna to get rock slapped?"
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Failing to do something so bad that you might as well have been slapped by a dolo.
Jim got dolo slapped during the soccer game because he missed the goal he was supposed to get to go to finals.
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Similar to the "Tea Bag", Clam Slap is the dipping/dragging of a woman's vagina over an enemy's face once the enemy has died. A complete and hillarious way of a female showing a person that their her bitch.
*WoW, Halo, CoD, etc character runs and rubs vagina over dead body's face*
*Player 1* Dude... you were just Clam Slapped.
*Player 2* Yeah... I smell like fish now... -_-
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