the one-eyed snake

Slang for a man's nether regions, the family jewel

I charmed the one-eyed snake a while ago.

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Snake Skin Prison

Loud Fast Badass. Hailing from Austin TX, also known as SSP. Priding upon Loud and Aggressive Rock N Roll, SSP has been known to literally melt faces. Literally.

Man that dude that just wrecked his life was so Snake Skin Prison'd.

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tube snake boogie

Placing a toilet paper roll on you penis then inserting such contraption in the vagina while wiggling like a snake and making "sssssss"noises

The ladies in texas love the tube snake boogie or goocch woochy

All the girls do the tube snake boogie its a fact like gravity or the sun or that tuna is a fish. That's right Ms.Simpson its tuna not chicken

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snakes on a plane

The only food that can truly satisfy the hunger of titans such as Mr.T and Chuck Norris.

Chuck: Excuse me waiter, do you have any Snakes on a Plane?

Waiter: Sorry sir, im afraid we only have snails in a convertable.

Chuck: That is Unacceptable!!! (an explosion of sheer anger destroyed the restaurant and Chuck went to chill at Mr.T's for some snakes on a muthafvckin plane)

R.I.P to the restaurant of inadequacy

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two eyed snake

a penis that has two holes in it either from poking or birth deffects

the parents abbandoned there baby because it had a two eyed snake

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Taylor the Snake

A useless annoying singer who nobody really likes but everyone pretends to. She used to do country music but now makes pop music.

Guy1: Did you hear that new Taylor the Snake song?
Guy2: Yes it's trash, Taylor the Snake is trash.

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Snake B*tch

A Girl that talks shit behind your back but never EVER says it to your face.

She's been taking shit!?!? What a Snake B*tch

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