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“Give me an arbitrarily determined percentage of your wealth or I’ll put you in a cage”
“But that’s extortion!”
“That’s okay, I work for the State”
You don't got the balls to do it without the state giving you permission and for them to do that I need to give the state permission.
Hym "Not all that deep actually. All I see is a media apparatus backed by the state shielding a charlatan from exposure so they can sell their incest cult to retards."
Describes the method of doing any mixed liquor shot. The first person to offer another to do a " michigan state " shot is to buy one mixed shot. Drink the whole shot but does not swallow. Carefully allow the person who accepted the proposal to do a "Michigan state shot" to drink half the shot via a mouth to mouth method. Both swallow their respective halves. Shot is finished.
Gentleman gets introduced to an attractive girl at bar.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!
Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.
Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??
Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.
Dervish state was a Dhulbahante state founded in Dareema Caddo and a successor to the Dhulbahante garadship
she member dervish state
To sleep in the middle of the day, to be able to party all night.
A: Hey! Did you hear about the party tonight?
B: Yeah, me and my girl are gonna take a Penn state nap to get ready.
The act of state-backed shit posting.
Trump has been state-posting since 2 am on his Twitter account again...
An invokable rule in Gaming which requires those on a losing streak to remain awake until that streak is broken
“Screw this, I’m going to bed”
“STATE LAW”
“… just one more”