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What your ignorant mom thinks that girlfriends do all the time and is the reason why they're together.
"Lezlie, if you make Gaybriela mad, she will cut you off from your sweet lesbian love-making!"
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When you see an absolute unit of a fucking spider on the ceiling but you have friends over so, being the comedic relief character in your own life, have to tell something funny in terror.
Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle get the fucking flamethrower, Jerry!
Someone who is perfect in every way imaginable. They are kind, funny, pretty, sweet, and above all an amazing person to have in your life. If you are known as someones 'sweet summer child's they love and cherish you and you should value their friendship forever.
Girl 1: do you know Chloe?
Girl 2: YAASS she is my sweet summer child!!
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The superlative form of Jesus. (Comparative: "Jesus H. Christ" or "Sweeter Jesus.")
Sam: "Sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe!"
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when ur smoking a cigar while giving head!
AZAR had a swisher sweet wet with meat on hhis dad
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A burger that's served with chili
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sweet Chili O' Mine Burger, you should try it!"
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the best mfing brownies skz can and will ever taste
Person 1: Wow, these are really good!
Bang Chan: Yes, they're felix's amazing soft sweet brownies
Person 2: Recipe, please!
Felix: no, stupid bitch