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temecula california. people who live here call it t-mek to sound chill. it typically consists of WANNA BE bros and bro hoeswho only ride because its the "in" thing right now. most of them dont even really ride.
t-mek! braaappp braaapp temecula bro fo sho! i over wear BRO brands to fit in!
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The cutest puppy That Omar list when he was a kid and then was reunited 30 years later and turns out to be god his dad. Crazy. Leader of Puppy Force. And the cutest little piece of shit. Little motherfucker. So Fucking cute, is a pimp. Hang so it with the little baby they are so cute together. So it’s cool baby t man puppy Omar and teddy the little kitty that hang out and shit talking nick cute little asshole like gummo the movie. T man is the best terminator because he was a puppy and a god and is a badass and is cool and is cute and is smart and saves my life. God can’t believe I lost my puppy anyone who wants to talk shit remember you got psychos that think your cool.
T-man is the shit.
t- man t-man ( holds my hand while I’m in jail )
T-man is the cutest puppy to bad he evil.
“T-man that new puppy force was the shit.”
“ what’s wrong T-man” T-man “ I’m not guud I not guud.”
T-man thinks he’s not good he is God as a talking puppy it cute.
People don’t think god is cute gods cute he’s t-man..
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when you stand at the top of the stairs and cum and try to swish it into her vagina at the bottom of the stairs. Takes years of practice, if your an amateur you might need a backboard. her face would be a good backboard for you amateurs
"I t swished my hot girl friend from my personal record 13 steps, didnt even need a fucking backboard.
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Originated in Dallas,Texas derived from t-jones or t-lady.
Definition - your Grandmother
What are you doing this summer? Probably go see my grand-t, she always talkin bout don`t nobody come see her.
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T-Rob is the most amazing person you will ever meet. Not only is he one of a kind, he is unbelievably handsome and funny. He's smooth with pickup lines and is overall a good person to be around <3
person 1: Hey, who's that?
person 2: oh thats just T-Rob!
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When T-mobile sidekick service goes down and you have no "G". in the next 48 hours you'll get service. it can happen for days & days.
It also kills your buddylist because almost everyone has a kick.
Taryn- Noo Nooo!! I just lost my G again!!
Me- Boom goes the dynamite. you juss got T-Mobiled...
haha u aint got no servicee! you cant sign on your kick!!
*looks at buddylist*
damn nobodys on..
*signs off*
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A fan of the arts and a coach, that generally develops 'hard wood' or as he might say 'a stiff calzone'. Also one to ramble off such random Italian expressions as "HEY I WAS AT THE MARKET THE OTHER DAY, AND THEY HAD NO MILK!" AND "FORGET ABOUT IT! AND THEN I WENT HOME". He claims to have proven himself sexually through lasting a solid not one, but TWO hours of 'frombooli fun'. However, his girlfriend denies all accusations to this 'matzebella madness' and claims he 'releases the sauce before the spaghetti is ready'.
While our Coach T-Boner monitored us during practice, he made such radical demands as to not exclaim any obligatory deli meat or cheese.
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