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this is the second definition of the Team-Killing Fucktard also known as the TKFT. the plural form of TKFT is TKFTs.
Definition 1 of TKFT is the True Team-Killing Fucktard. if you are confused on which definition is which, be sure to check out that page, too.
2. Rage-Case TKFT (or Rage-Quit TKFT):
This version of the TKFT is MUCH harder to detect. they are ninjas, assassins and spies. in the world of online games, they are steriotypically pissed-off asshole ten-year-olds about to Ragequit; they tend to talk in the n00b language and are usually almost completely fluent in said language. unlike the True TKFTs, who simply dont know how to play.
Detection:
Early detection is not always possible. Much of the time, this breed of TKFT will go unnoticed in a crowd or teammates, blending in perfectly. The exceptions occur when they make their presence known, often by lapsing into noobish. The known detection methods involve checking for anger and hostility towards other teammates, reviewing the player's dialect to determine if they are a troll, n00b or TTKFT, and by watching for reckless playing manner with heavy weapons.
Prevention:
Unfortunately, this Rage-blinded TKFT cannot be fully prevented. Sometimes, they call for a specific action, such as being expelled from the game or team-killed into RageQuitting. the players who TK or kick this type of TKFT can be referred to (comically) as TKPS or Team-Killing Problem-Solvers.
Note: "Ragequit team-killing fucktard" just announces what breed of TKFT they are. you may mix it up as you wish. some common acronyms are RQTKFT, and RTKFT.
p1: U d1rTy M0Th3rFuCk3r!!! Ur M0M h@d N0 cUmPl@nT$ L@$T n1GhT!!!!! HAHA L0L0L pL0X!!!
p2: Dude, its just a game. what's your problem
p1: 1m M@D @ U D:<
*P1 kills p2 then ragequits*
p3: hahaha! he did such a ragequit. what a Team-Killing Fucktard!!!!!
p2 as he respawns: tell me about it.
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Gayest highschool team in southern Illinois who can’t bag any bitches and have no rizz. They can’t make it past the first round of regionals
Olney highschool basketball team ain’t nothing without chase
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A behind-the-door deal in which Pittsburgh Sports team will win a few Championships here and there in exchange for having a really shitty baseball team. Usually their championship win are fluke wins.
This can easily be explained.
Pittsburgh Pirates- 18 years on losing season
Pittsburgh Penguns- 2009 Stanley Cup Champions
Pittsburgh Steelers- Superbowl XL and XLIII Champions
Philadelphia Sports team fan 1 : What the hell is up with this Pittsburgh Sports team conspiracy? So unfair.
Philadelphia Sports team fan 2 : I guess we have the exact oppisite; A football team that is always close, a hockey team that is always close, and a sick ass baseball team.
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when two or more people comepletely pwn another person twice.
allen and tom double team pwned phil when phil said that there are no mountians in michigan and that there arent any mountian lions in michigan
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A team of gentlemen set out on a quest for camel toe, beer and a challenge of fisticuffs at the end of the night. Team Ninja Boot originated on a excursion to Las Vegas. A team of 5 infiltrate a club, bar, restaurant or house party in search of camel toe, alcohol and fisticuffs.
"Oh that's Team Ninja Boot popping bottles and starting carne with the bouncer over there." Don't mind them.
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Name given to the swim team of mexicans who think swimming in jeans and over-sized t-shirts is going to give them the competitive advantage they are looking for. In most cases they end up drowning cause they can't swim to begin with.
Miguel Phelps of the Levi Strauss Swim Team downed as he was unable to swim in his swim attire.
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Its what you make when you get gin, tonic, lime, lemon, and any flavor of MiO and mix it up. Essential for any party, especially when tweakin is going on!
Ryan: I got this lime, lemon, gin, tonic, and some MiO and I dont know what to do with it.
Thomas: MAKE SOME TWERK TEAM BOOTY JUICE OF COARSE, NIGGA! POUR ME A CUP!
Example 2:
Tyler: Lets drink some Twerk Team Booty Juice
Zach: You're a dumbass! Its called TEAM TWERK BOOTY JUICE
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