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when driving through Texas (or any other Midwest/Southern state) your car breaks down in the nighttime. The "friendly" locals all liquored up on moonshine (Texas Tea) come to help you out. But instead of helping you with your car they all gang rape you until you are a bloody mess.
"Hey Jimmy what took you so long to get to my house it almost 4 am? and why do you look like shit?"
"my car broke down and those F&*%ing Texans raped the shit out of me"
"wow was that your first Texas Tea Party? because I've been to three. they sure are fun aren't they?"
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When two partners, gay or straight, assume the sixty-nine position then proceed to urinate in each others mouths.
The Portuguese Tea Party was quite delightful!
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A homosexual who not only supports the American Republican party (i.e. a Log Cabin Republican, c.f.) but the radical Tea Party extremists, their candidates and policies, therein. Portmanteau of Tea Partier and Tea Dance, a mainly East Coast phenomenon of Gay nightclub dances held in the late afternoon, at teatime.
Aric: I fully support what the Governor has done to Public Employee Unions. Oh, and this is my, ahem, room-mate, Jared. We came to the costume party as yuppies... Easiest '80s costumes ever.
John: Ah, a "Tea Dance Republican". I should have realized when you were trolling for sympathy about your job firing people by the scores for your corporate masters. (eye roll, and walks away to talk to someone with more brains.)
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When two partners, gay or straight, assume the sixty-nine position and proceed to urinate in each others mouths
The Portuguese Tea Party was quite delightful last night!
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TEA BITCH,
Simon Read
3RD CLASS DUE TO LACK OF TEA IN BED!
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While wearing a white wig, the male tactically pours hot tea into the vagina and proceeds to shove the tea cup into the anus. He then beats her with his peg leg in the anus then shoves his penis in her. He then slaps her in the back with his bloody penis giving her a red coat and blows his load in her hair to give her an old fashion white wig. He then calls her Colonel Corn Wallis and they stand up and sing Yankee Doodle Dandee.
In an act of both treason and adultery, Martha Washington and Colonel Corn Wallis performed the Boston Tea Party igniting the Revolutionary War.
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An action where you cup a fart in your hand and then deliver it to another person's nose. The question, 'cup o'tea?' is then phrased.
"cup o' tea?"
"That shit is fucked man... you rotten.
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