Portuguese Tea Party

When two partners, gay or straight, assume the sixty-nine position then proceed to urinate in each others mouths.

The Portuguese Tea Party was quite delightful!

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Tea Dance Republican

A homosexual who not only supports the American Republican party (i.e. a Log Cabin Republican, c.f.) but the radical Tea Party extremists, their candidates and policies, therein. Portmanteau of Tea Partier and Tea Dance, a mainly East Coast phenomenon of Gay nightclub dances held in the late afternoon, at teatime.

Aric: I fully support what the Governor has done to Public Employee Unions. Oh, and this is my, ahem, room-mate, Jared. We came to the costume party as yuppies... Easiest '80s costumes ever.

John: Ah, a "Tea Dance Republican". I should have realized when you were trolling for sympathy about your job firing people by the scores for your corporate masters. (eye roll, and walks away to talk to someone with more brains.)

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Portuguese Tea Party

When two partners, gay or straight, assume the sixty-nine position and proceed to urinate in each others mouths

The Portuguese Tea Party was quite delightful last night!

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tea bitch

TEA BITCH,
Simon Read
3RD CLASS DUE TO LACK OF TEA IN BED!

Man whore

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Boston Tea Party

While wearing a white wig, the male tactically pours hot tea into the vagina and proceeds to shove the tea cup into the anus. He then beats her with his peg leg in the anus then shoves his penis in her. He then slaps her in the back with his bloody penis giving her a red coat and blows his load in her hair to give her an old fashion white wig. He then calls her Colonel Corn Wallis and they stand up and sing Yankee Doodle Dandee.

In an act of both treason and adultery, Martha Washington and Colonel Corn Wallis performed the Boston Tea Party igniting the Revolutionary War.

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cup o' tea

An action where you cup a fart in your hand and then deliver it to another person's nose. The question, 'cup o'tea?' is then phrased.

"cup o' tea?"
"That shit is fucked man... you rotten.

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Milk in her tea

When an indian girl enjoys a nice milky penis in the bedroom.

Ex1:
Dude1: Hey, I hear Ashwini is dating that white guy
Dude2: Yeah man, I think she is a big fan of his milk in her tea.

Ex2:
Dude1: Man, I wonder if that indian chick is a fan of milk in her tea.
Dude2: There is only one way to find out white boy.

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