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An overrated energy drink for children and teenagers.
(For the record, I have tried one. Read the example for my reaction (person 2) )
PERSON 1: yo dude try this Monster energy drink it gives you tonz of energies and it tastes awesome!
PERSON 2: *takes a sip and throws away the can* I think I've tasted urine better than this. No thanks, I'll stick with tea, coffee, or Mountain Dew for my caffeine needs - "dude."
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A female who is currently undergoing PMS, or her menstrual cycle.
An angry period monster, or APM, often exhibits the following characteristics, including, not but limited to, violent mood swings, irrational behavior, frequent irritating text message sending, being annoying, ruining your day, destroying your concentration before a test, and just being an overall bitch.
Also called angry menstruating monsters, or AMM's (pronounced "AY-DOUBLE M").
A typical text message conversation between a male and an angry period monster:
(9:43 AM) APM: can't wait to see you this fridayy!
(9:45 AM) Guy: yeah, can't wait
(9:46 AM) APM: you know what, fuck you. you're a fucking asshole.
...
(9:48 AM) APM: wtf is your problem asshole??
(9:51 AM) APM: you know what? im just done. bye.
(9:54 AM) APM: are you fucking kidding me? what the fuck is your problem?
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an african vagina monster looks much like a large, more vagina-shaped tiger lilly, with the same coloration of the petals but it has teeth, it is not at all like a venus fly trap, do not confuse the two, while venus fly traps trap flies with theyre long, thorn like "teeth", AVM's do not trap, but just eat (with teeth much like a sharks)things, they ae most like to eat penis, fingers, tongues, or condoms. Fear this creature. it is exotic, but fierce.
"That African Vagina Monster just bit my nipple! And then i pissed all over it!"
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What is typically said if something very outlandish happens. Often used when large amounts of alcohol are being consumed. Can result in a "spit-take" (one spitting out their beverage because of laughter) if used at an opportune time. This term is a play on words. Taking the term cock monster and the beloved American sport of Monster Trucking.
When playing poker and one realizes that his straight flush has been beaten by a royal flush.
"Cock Monster Truck!!!!" "That just did not fucking happen!"
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the Green Monster with optional 24 inch extension...increasing total length to 5 feet
often paired with the Liberty Bowl to increase bowl life
named in honor of malice green: black guy who recieved an unnecessary beat-down from the DPD
the Malice Green Monster was reserved for the most expert/stupid of tokers. one was considered legendary if he/she was able to clear it without coughing afterwards (snoman signature cough did not count)
unuseable alone due to extreme length, until it was discovered the a fireplace match between the toes would work well
"Time for some Malice Green Monster!"
"eat shit duud, I'm cashed out"
"Pussy!"
"Fuck Off!"
"doob?"
"koo"
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A pee pee monster, otherwise known as a PPM, PEEPEE, or a pee pee monstaaa (sometimes with an added h), is a person who jacks off in excess and tells everybody about it. Pee pee monsters sometimes come with an added fanclub, usually consisting of girls because the average PPM is a skiddish teenaged boy. Pee pee monsters tend to "mix it up" when butchering their meat which makes them special. Some pee pee monsters like to use soap (preferably industrial, bulk made soaps such as you would find in a mall or fast food place) while others prefer to use neck massagers for an "extra tingle." Sadly, another characteristic of a pee pee monster is inexperience. Most can find hapiness in a girlfriend though.
The most famous PPM is a boy named Matt. He resides in Port Charlotte, Florida, a town swarmed with PPMS.
Girl: OMGSHHH DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BOY WHO SKIPPED 3RD TO JACK OFF IN THE BATHROOM?!?!
Girl2: OHHH YEAH. HE IS SUCH A PEE PEE MONSTER!
*in a myspace bulletin*
title: PEE PEE MONSTA
body: SUP MATT?!?!
^he's known as one :)
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