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Waffle ASS

When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.

DAD! PULL OVER. I have a bad case of Waffle ASS!

by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018


Waffle Pawed

verb to UTTERLY beat a large number of online players on any or all first person shooters.

This guy was COD last night, shot him straight in the head, he hella got waffle pawed!

by Elias Lewis June 22, 2011


National Waffle House Day

On this day EVERYONE has to go eat at Waffle House

“Hey man it’s national Waffle House day.”
“What does that mean?”
“We gotta go eat at Waffle House

by Botboi03 January 20, 2020


Clapping my Waffles

Making such moves with your pelvic bone, that produce the audio effect of clapping, but with use of regio glutaea (ass cheeks). Usually performed by mentally impaired people or young children.

Yo, Timmy, how was it today at school?

Shut your beak, freak, i'm clapping my waffles for fame on TikTok

OMG, just stop ffs, get a girlfriend or somehing.

by Boolder January 20, 2020


Twatt waffle

Stupid bitch

Kimberly is a twatt waffle!

by Dick stifter April 30, 2021


glint waffle

a camping no scoping sniper on call of duty

you fucking glint waffle

by camboslice August 31, 2011


Waffle Queen

An adjective describing someone who is wrong, and most likely dumb. They probably wear stripe sweaters, and wholeheartedly support the Holocaust, and communism.

Man that chick last night was a total waffle queen.

I can't believe she supports the final solution, she's such a waffle queen.

by Fuckboi23 April 24, 2017