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The absolute best type of cookie concievable... and it just so happens it's made by your mum
hey bro canz i have that cookie?
No way fucker, this is a mommy baked cookie
aww man...
A woman who does anything sexual for the crumbs on the bottom of a cookie jar.
Man she is a cheap ass cookie jar prostitute.
basically when you are a fucking loser cunt in bed and you can't please your wife for shit, you fat pisshole.
Melanie told me that her loser husband Bob was doing a rookie cookie, so i did her instead.
dirty skanky two timer cock sucking slut-whore
i was walking into the lockerroom to get my sports gear when i saw my girlfriend giving head to a teacher while taking it in the ass by the principle so i mummbled "You Jibbering Box A-Cookies" and backhanded that bitch in the face.
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When one fills up someone's asshole with with chocolate syrup (or hot fudge) and then motor boats their ass cheeks while screaming "Coreyyy Cooookieeee Pieeeee."
There is nothing better than a good corey cookie pie to end the night.
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When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.
You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.
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Slang term, origin unknown from the 1920's in America. Used to underline a failure of an action, or dissapointment in reaching an undesired result, with the additional meaning that the result was not an unexpected one.
A:" Well, I asked Cindy out, and she told me to swallow my head . . "
B:"Hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles!"
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