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During heavy rain, one spreads their ass cheeks to the sky and douches themself with the rain; using God's tears to clean one's rectum.
I performed a God's douche in the rain storm the other night. It was super sick.
An Aux God is someone who all the boy's trust completely. Being named the Aux God is an achievement that few people have ever received, it is rare and extremely valuable.
"yo KingUme is really an AUX GOD"
The ultimate god. better than zeus, better than hades. all gather round. praise the allmighty god.
its weave day! EVERYONE PRACTICE THE OLD WEAVEIST WAYS! WEAVE DAY! ALL HAIL THE ELDERS! START SNATCHIN DEM WEAVES NOW! PRAISE THE WEAVE GOD! WEEEEEEEEAAAAAAEEEEEAAAAEEEVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
The god of rulers, will measure anything of any size besides human's unmentionables.
"Who is the most powerful god of them all?"
"Most likely the Ruler God tbh"
when chica from fnaf 1 Xbox stays at your door for an hour and the next time you check your power
power: 2%
you: god plz no no nooooo
you: plz bonnie save me from this dum and ugly chicken
god plz no something you say when something bad happens to you
The one true being of all Karens. even the Karens fear her. She will downright get you fired the moment she walks in. drives the most expensive SUV van there is out in the world. She has more than 5+ million followers on Facebook. Her hair style will choke you to death. Sun-glasses bigger than a solar panel. Her essential oils? Top notch. Her kids? Barley hanging to life. If you see her, run while you still can.
Bro 1: What's that shiny thing over there?
Bro 2: Oh no bro, it's her!
Bro 1: Who's "her"?
Bro 2: ITS THE GOD-KAREN!
Bro 2: RUN!