The "Toe Jam" is a maneuver in which a man ejaculates into the sheets on the foot of someone's bed with the intent of covering the victim's toes in semen.
"Shut up dude, this Toe Jam setup would go faster if you weren't watching me."
a natural drug, harvested from smelly toenails, made up of sock fluff and sweat
Commonly inhaled through the nose, side effects include hallucinating, pissing, shitting and cumming at random. Over 60% of Americans die from overdosage each year.
"yo dude share some of that toe jam"
-"yeah man have a whiff'
"ooooooooh fuck i just came"
-"good shit man"
a flavour jam that between the toes that is brown.
Rumours say elena eats pie toe jam everyday, she chucks it into the incinerator and throw some salt for good measure.
1. Designated coordinates where a group of dudes gather to comit pure faggotry.
2. Eight dudes jamming nine dudes.
Joe goes to a frat party to be fully unsweet to see eight dudes jamming nine dudes --you know, a bogus dude jam zone.
When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.
P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."