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Polished Stick

A discrete way of saying Dildo, often used with your friends around your parents.

Monica: Did you buy that 12" Dildo?
Eaven: Yes, I'm definitely gonna use it tonight.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Eaven: Just the Polished Stick I bought today.

by Monica's Spaghetti September 16, 2015


anus on a stick

When a person is not just an ass, but has managed to go beyond being and ass and as a result has a stick so far up their anus they have become an anus on a stick.

Wtf, that girl is such an anus on a stick.
How can she be such an anus on a stick, that stick is so far up her anus.
That bitch is an anus on a stick she cannot even put it out.

by totalasshat January 29, 2017


Stick Bandit

A well known white crackhead founded in central el paso texas. Is known to break sticks against head and or twirl them.

Oh no stick bandit is breaking sticks against his head again

by Johnweinersnitchel July 18, 2022


Jizzle sticks

dried up cum/seamen in lines on any surface and/or person. This can also be a word used in place of a curse word.

Woah nice jizzle sticks there perfectly straight.

You really gave her jizzle sticks?

What the jizzle sticks!!

by getoffmylawn14 August 28, 2009


Jiggle Stick

A word used by Little to describe the Organ called Penis.

Ronny's Jiggle Stick was big and helped his dysphoria.

by HollowKnightXXXX July 30, 2017


Stick Vac

(Noun)
1. a blowjob
2. a cordless vacuum cleaner

"Dude, you go out with Susie the other night?"

"Totally. She hooked me up with a stick vac."

by one-hit wonder December 6, 2022


Ugly Stick

Getting beaten with the ugly stick means your personality and the way you behave towards people is so ugly that somebody along time ago must have beaten you with the ugly stick over and over because you’re basically trying to inflict the same ugly that the ugly dick caused onto you onto others.

Vanessa is such a bitch. She’s always angry. She doesn’t need to be that way. I think the problem is she got beaten with the ugly stick way too much throughout life. And now she wants everyone to feel the same ugly she’s felt. Well that’s not our problem!

by CAP88 January 18, 2023