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When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.
DAD! PULL OVER. I have a bad case of Waffle ASS!
When you lather ur dick in maple syrup and place it into a girls pussy which is full of blueberries or other fruit. After ramming her u pull out and she sucks the cum syrup mixture of ur tip.
I gave her the soggy waffle yesterday
Using maple syrup instead of lube to prep your partner makes for an interesting and tasty session. Get on top of them and begin spreading the sticky syrup all across their body and just wait for the fun. You could even get creative by using a fork if that’s what you’re in to. Just be careful of how long you go for, or you’ll have created a soggy waffle- which is surprisingly preferable in some cases. Canadians are best with this technique and tend to use it 80% of the time for their intercourse. If you’re ever horny and looking for a midnight snack, the soggy waffle won’t fail you! Use whip cream to taste! ;)
“Bro, last night my girl gave me a soggy waffle! We went at it four times before it got too soggy for me!”
Making such moves with your pelvic bone, that produce the audio effect of clapping, but with use of regio glutaea (ass cheeks). Usually performed by mentally impaired people or young children.
Yo, Timmy, how was it today at school?
Shut your beak, freak, i'm clapping my waffles for fame on TikTok
OMG, just stop ffs, get a girlfriend or somehing.
a camping no scoping sniper on call of duty
you fucking glint waffle