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A non-erect penis. Completely flaccid. Often the result of seeing a very unattractive woman.
"I looked at her and she gave me a doughy dick."
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The act of two fully erect penises love-locked in a ballet of sorts. Usually follows an evening meal or hard drink.
Guy 1: Things were going really great with Mark until we started dick frenching.
Guy 2: Can you just take your damn coffee and leave?
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Also known as a jock strap, a dick bra keeps your goods in place during vigorous activities or any other time you feel like you need a little extra support.
Dude I was free ballin' during practice, but I'll probably wear a dick bra during the game.
I hate when my balls slap against my thighs when I run, so I went out and got a dick bra.
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A person who ruins good conversations by changing the subject to the game Call of Duty Black Ops.
Peter and Johnny were having a great talk about basketball when Brett came up to them, being a total cod-dick.
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A female of the species Homo Sapien. This term refers to the fact that the most important aspect of a woman's identity is the fact that she is engineered and constructed so as to wrap around penises
Diana came over last night ... that is one energetic Dick Wrapper.
I need to hit the club tonight and pick me up a dick wrapper.
That bar was litterally polluted with cougars and other assorted dick wrappers.
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Guy #1: Dude I got pulled over by a state patrol officer.
Guy #2: Ahhh man, gotta hate those state dicks!
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When one places an erect penis into each ear so that sound is muffled. Similar to earmuffs
Chad had dick muffs on so he didn't hear the the third guy coming.
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