Basically the same as T-Bagging and Blumping but mixed together. So getting your balls sucked whilst having a poo
Me and this bird t-blumped last night, felt well nice.
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Just like a T-Rex, you eat/devour your girl without using your hands. Bonus points for growling and screaming
Her - I want you to go down on me tonight
Me - Oh Iโll T-Rex you baby
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when you stand at the top of the stairs and cum and try to swish it into her vagina at the bottom of the stairs. Takes years of practice, if your an amateur you might need a backboard. her face would be a good backboard for you amateurs
"I t swished my hot girl friend from my personal record 13 steps, didnt even need a fucking backboard.
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Originated in Dallas,Texas derived from t-jones or t-lady.
Definition - your Grandmother
What are you doing this summer? Probably go see my grand-t, she always talkin bout don`t nobody come see her.
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T-Rob is the most amazing person you will ever meet. Not only is he one of a kind, he is unbelievably handsome and funny. He's smooth with pickup lines and is overall a good person to be around <3
person 1: Hey, who's that?
person 2: oh thats just T-Rob!
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When T-mobile sidekick service goes down and you have no "G". in the next 48 hours you'll get service. it can happen for days & days.
It also kills your buddylist because almost everyone has a kick.
Taryn- Noo Nooo!! I just lost my G again!!
Me- Boom goes the dynamite. you juss got T-Mobiled...
haha u aint got no servicee! you cant sign on your kick!!
*looks at buddylist*
damn nobodys on..
*signs off*
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A fan of the arts and a coach, that generally develops 'hard wood' or as he might say 'a stiff calzone'. Also one to ramble off such random Italian expressions as "HEY I WAS AT THE MARKET THE OTHER DAY, AND THEY HAD NO MILK!" AND "FORGET ABOUT IT! AND THEN I WENT HOME". He claims to have proven himself sexually through lasting a solid not one, but TWO hours of 'frombooli fun'. However, his girlfriend denies all accusations to this 'matzebella madness' and claims he 'releases the sauce before the spaghetti is ready'.
While our Coach T-Boner monitored us during practice, he made such radical demands as to not exclaim any obligatory deli meat or cheese.
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